Dominating the court requires absolute focus and a look that commands respect. The Ballin' SMPAF Shorts deliver high-performance basketball engineering fused with a raw, hard-hitting street aesthetic. Anchored by a deep black base, these shorts feature explosive, retro-inspired graphic lettering peeking out from the hems—flashing a strong block layout on one side and a mischievous, devil-horned edge on the other to keep your opponents off-balance.
Engineered to thrive when the game goes into overdrive, these shorts offer a weightless, highly breathable feel that keeps you fast on your feet. Rock them solo during sweltering gym sessions or layer them over compression tights for late-night outdoor runs. They carry all the attitude you need without ever dragging down your game.
Why They Rule the Court:
Moisture-Wicking Arsenal: Built from an advanced technical polyester matrix that rapidly sweeps sweat away from your skin, keeping you cool, dry, and locked in through intense pickup games.
Streamlined, Pocketless Silhouette: Zero pockets means zero distractions, delivering a smooth, high-speed profile that prevents opponents' fingers or the ball from catching during quick crossovers.
Featherweight Velocity: Cut from an extra-light 4 oz/yd² performance fabric, giving you completely unrestricted mobility to sprint, cut, and explode to the rim.
Locked-In Security: Armed with a plush elastic waistband and an adjustable internal drawstring, ensuring your shorts stay perfectly in place from the opening tip-off to the final cooldown.
Zero-Chafe Comfort: Designed with a discreet, printed size and care label directly inside the waistband to eliminate inner friction and scratching while you move.
Smart auto-matched seam threading for a completely fluid, premium visual finish
Relaxed, athletic basketball cut built for fluid movement
Care Instructions for Peak Performance:
Keep your athletic gear functioning at maximum capacity. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle, and tumble dry on low heat. To protect the technical, moisture-wicking properties of the fabric: do not bleach, do not iron, and do not dryclean. Hang dry when possible to preserve the ultimate lightweight stretch.
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.
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M
L
XL
Length
40.16
40.94
41.73
42.52
Waist
13.58
14.17
14.76
15.35
Hip
20.08
20.87
21.65
22.44
SMPAF
Wide Legged Comfort Zone Sweats
Regular price
$41.99
9999999 in stock
Item Number: WB0028
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 80% cotton, 20% polyester
Fabric Weight: 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Moderate
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.
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M
L
XL
Length
41.34
42.13
42.91
43.70
Waist
14.57
15.35
16.14
16.93
Hip
24.80
25.59
26.38
27.17
SMPAF
Rollin' Sweats
Regular price
$39.99
9999999 in stock
Item Number: RU0077
Gender: Unisex
Fabric: 42% cotton, 53% polyester, 5% other fibers
Fabric Weight: 10.5 oz/yd² (355 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness: Thick
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
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M
L
XL
2XL
Length
37.40
38.19
38.98
39.76
40.55
Waist
13.39
14.17
14.96
15.75
16.54
Hip
22.05
22.83
23.62
24.41
25.20
SMPAF
Gettin' Faded Sweats
Regular price
$37.99
9999999 in stock
Thick. Heavy. Unbelievably cozy.
The Gettin' Faded Sweats just dropped. We engineered these with a heavy-duty 11.1 oz fabric blend—meaning they’re thick, structured, and built for maximum comfort.
Unisex fit. Slight stretch. Zero reasons to wear real pants ever again.
Clean & Clear Bullet Points
The Specs:
Fit: Unisex / Relaxed
Weight: Heavyweight (11.1 oz/yd² / 375 g/m²)
Thickness: Thick & structured
Composition: 42% Cotton, 53% Polyester, 5% Other Fibers
Stretch: Slight stretch for mobility
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Low iron if needed (skip the print!). Do not bleach or dry clean.
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M
L
XL
2XL
Length
41.73
42.52
43.31
44.09
44.88
Waist
12.99
13.78
14.57
15.35
16.14
Hip
21.26
22.05
22.83
23.62
24.41
SMPAF
Leave Em' Behind Fleece
Regular price
$39.99
9999 in stock
Outpace the Competition. Leave 'Em Behind.
Accelerate past the ordinary. The "Leave Em' Behind" Fleece sweatpants are the ultimate cheat code for looking effortlessly sharp while leaving everyone else in your dust. Engineered for those who move fast and refuse to blend in, this unisex staple brings high-octane street energy to a premium, tailored silhouette.
The deep black canvas provides a sleek backdrop, but the real power is in the rearview. The iconic, vertically stacked SMPAF graphic—representing Sex, Money, Power, Adventure, and Fame—runs down the back of the left calf in a fiery orange and red sunburst gradient. Complete with subtle devil-horn accents, it’s a striking visual signature that guarantees the last thing people see as you pass them by is your unapologetic drive.
Lined with cloud-like 3-end fleece, these joggers deliver a luxurious, heavy feel without looking sloppy. Throw on a cropped tank, layer it with a boxy tee, and lace up your clean kicks—you're ready to set the pace.
Street Strategy: Let the back-leg graphic make the statement. Pair these joggers with low-profile sneakers and an oversized hoodie to keep the rear visual locked in focus.
Premium Streetwear Build
Ultra-Soft Face: Crafted with a 100% cotton face for a premium, buttery-smooth exterior feel.
Resilient Tech Blend: Knit from a durable 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend (Charcoal Heather features 55% cotton, 45% polyester) to resist fading and hold its shape.
Heavyweight Comfort: Features tightly knit 3-end fleece and rugged 5-thread stitching for maximum warmth, structure, and endurance.
Contoured Shape: Tailored with cuffed and side-seamed legs that taper naturally to give you a modern, clean fit around the ankles.
Locked-In Waist: Outfitted with an elastic-reinforced waistband and matching flat drawstrings for custom, zero-slip stability.
Smart Storage: Built with 2 cross pockets in front and 1 top-stitched patch pocket on the back of the right leg to secure your essentials.
Engineered Mobility: Finished with a flexible ribbed waist, ribbed cuffs, and a ribbed gusset at the crotch to allow for total, unrestricted movement.
