Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.
Accelerate past the ordinary. The "Leave Em' Behind" Fleece sweatpants are the ultimate cheat code for looking effortlessly sharp while leaving everyone else in your dust. Engineered for those who move fast and refuse to blend in, this unisex staple brings high-octane street energy to a premium, tailored silhouette.
The deep black canvas provides a sleek backdrop, but the real power is in the rearview. The iconic, vertically stacked SMPAF graphic—representing Sex, Money, Power, Adventure, and Fame—runs down the back of the left calf in a fiery orange and red sunburst gradient. Complete with subtle devil-horn accents, it’s a striking visual signature that guarantees the last thing people see as you pass them by is your unapologetic drive.
Lined with cloud-like 3-end fleece, these joggers deliver a luxurious, heavy feel without looking sloppy. Throw on a cropped tank, layer it with a boxy tee, and lace up your clean kicks—you're ready to set the pace.
Street Strategy: Let the back-leg graphic make the statement. Pair these joggers with low-profile sneakers and an oversized hoodie to keep the rear visual locked in focus.
Premium Streetwear Build
Ultra-Soft Face: Crafted with a 100% cotton face for a premium, buttery-smooth exterior feel.
Resilient Tech Blend: Knit from a durable 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend (Charcoal Heather features 55% cotton, 45% polyester) to resist fading and hold its shape.
Heavyweight Comfort: Features tightly knit 3-end fleece and rugged 5-thread stitching for maximum warmth, structure, and endurance.
Contoured Shape: Tailored with cuffed and side-seamed legs that taper naturally to give you a modern, clean fit around the ankles.
Locked-In Waist: Outfitted with an elastic-reinforced waistband and matching flat drawstrings for custom, zero-slip stability.
Smart Storage: Built with 2 cross pockets in front and 1 top-stitched patch pocket on the back of the right leg to secure your essentials.
Engineered Mobility: Finished with a flexible ribbed waist, ribbed cuffs, and a ribbed gusset at the crotch to allow for total, unrestricted movement.
SMPAF
No Apologies, No Excuses" Women's Shorts
Regular price
$39.99
9999 in stock
Off-Duty Comfort. Zero Apologies.
Embrace the ultimate slow-weekend energy with the "No Apologies, No Excuses" Women's Shorts. Sun-washed, ultra-soft, and effortlessly cool, these lightweight fleece shorts are made for long backyard hangs, late-afternoon coffee runs, or just sinking into your favorite spot.
The low-key cream canvas delivers a perfectly lived-in, vintage aesthetic that only gets better over time. Bringing the signature attitude to your relaxation routine, the right leg features the fiery, retro-styled SMPAF graphic encircled by the bold "No Apologies. No Excuses." mantra.
Cut from a premium cotton fleece blend, they drape naturally with a relaxed fit that moves with you. Tie the adjustable drawcord, sink your hands into the ultra-cozy jersey-lined pockets, and head out the door. These shorts are designed to soften with every single wash until they become an irreplaceable piece of your daily routine.
Style Instinct: Pair them with a ribbed cropped tank and an oversized zip-up hoodie for a flawless, off-duty streetwear look that values absolute comfort.
Premium Cozy Features
Buttery-Soft Face: Knit with a 100% ring-spun cotton face to provide an incredibly smooth hand-feel and vibrant, long-lasting print detail.
Perfect Balance Fleece: Crafted from a medium-weight fleece (6.5 oz / 220 g/m²) that masterfully balances breathable airflow with cozy warmth.
Customizable Fit: Designed with a relaxed fit, elastic waistband, and adjustable drawcord for personalized, all-day comfort.
Luxe Pocket Detail: Equipped with jersey-lined side pockets for soft, practical, and non-bulky storage.
Structured Silhouette: Built with durable side seams to maintain a clean silhouette and consistent shape through repeated wear.
Care Instructions
Keep your shorts soft and your graphics striking:
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle (max 30°C or 90°F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
Do not dry clean
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M
L
XL
2XL
Inseam, in
7.50
7.50
7.50
7.50
7.50
Inseam Tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
Waist Relaxed, in
15.00
16.00
17.00
18.00
19.50
Waist Tolerance, in
0.75
0.75
0.75
0.75
0.75
SMPAF
SMPAF Lazy Sweatshorts
Regular price
$39.99
9999 in stock
Easy Living. Zero Effort.
Chill out without losing your edge. The SMPAF Lazy Sweatshorts are your ultimate cheat code for off-duty days, blending total everyday ease with a clean, low-key athletic silhouette.
Cut from ridiculously soft sponge fleece, they strike the perfect balance between substance and comfort. Throw them on right after a surf session, wear them for a casual stroll around the neighborhood, or just pair them with your favorite tee when you're settling into a long weekend at home. They give you all the comfort of loungewear, but still look completely intentional.
Why They’re Your New Daily Routine:
The Perfect Weight: Made with mid-weight sponge fleece that delivers a premium, touchably soft hand-feel and cozy warmth without feeling heavy.
Dialed-In Chill: An elasticized comfort waistband paired with an adjustable drawstring lets you settle into the perfect, relaxed fit.
Low-Key Attitude: A clean, modern athletic shape features a subtle, vertical SMPAF graphic at the thigh to give a nod to the hustle—even when you're completely at rest.
Sleek Storage: Two lined side-entry pockets keep your phone and keys secure without adding any awkward bulk to your look.
The Details:
The Blend: Ultra-durable and breathable cotton/poly matrix built to hold its shape
The Weight: A substantial 275 g/m² sponge fleece for lasting softness
The Cut: Modern, clean athletic fit that avoids the baggy sweatshort look
Care For Your Lazy Days:
Keep them soft, keep it simple. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), tumble dry on low heat, and use a low iron if you need to freshen things up. Whatever you do, skip the dry cleaners—these are built for easy living.
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S
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L
XL
2XL
Width (waist relaxed), in
13.50
14.50
16.00
17.00
18.50
20.00
Length (inseam), in
6.12
6.37
6.87
7.37
7.87
8.37
Front rise of waistband, in
12.00
12.50
13.00
13.50
14.25
15.00
Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
SMPAF
Get a Leg Up Joggers
Regular price
$39.99
9999 in stock
Casual, Meets Captivating
Who says cozy can’t be completely seductive? The "Get a Leg Up" Joggers take effortless, laid-back style and give it a sultry edge. Crafted from ultra-premium, garment-dyed fleece, these sweatpants serve up vintage, lived-in vibes with a texture that begs to be touched.
Designed with an effortlessly slouchy, relaxed fit, they drape beautifully in all the right places. Wear them low on the hips for a relaxed look, or pair them with a crop top for a little peek of skin—perfect for intimate nights in or looking effortlessly chic on the move.
Why They’re Completely Irresistible:
The Softest Touch: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton that feels luxuriously soft against bare skin, providing breathable warmth for any season.
Effortless Slouch: A perfectly relaxed fit that channels an intimate, borrowed-from-the-boys aesthetic while still celebrating your shape.
Rich, Lived-In Texture: The specialized garment-dyeing process gives each pair a unique, vintage depth and an ultra-soft feel that resists shrinking.
Premium Accents: Finished with a supportive ribbed waistband and cuffs, a natural-colored flatcord drawsting, and two front jersey-lined pockets that keep the silhouette smooth.
The Fine Print:
100% premium ring-spun cotton fleece
Perfectly weighted 6.5 oz./yd.² fabric for a high-quality drape
Designed for ultimate lounging, cozy layering, and cooler nights
